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Sucks to Be You by Sahara  Kelly
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Sucks to Be You

by Sahara Kelly

Cover art: Sahara Kelly

BIN: 00102-00044
Genre(s): Paranormal, Humor, Time Travel, Romance
Theme(s): Second Editions, Vampires
Length: Novella
Page Count: 72

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    Book Summary

    The world of eighteenth century Transylvania is kind to vampires. (Or Immortals as they prefer to be called.) Food is plentiful, women are willing, and it's all fun and frolic if you're a neck-biting, blood-sucking dynamo in bed. Dragomir Aleksander Falcau fits all the criteria, and enjoys the hell out of his life until…

    Toni Hansen is spending a few days with a friend who has an urge to create something unique. Ancient mead recipes and Twinkies are most definitely going to be involved, along with some of those pink, coconut-covered puffy cakes. Unfortunately, a scrying bowl and an ancient chant are also accidentally included in the evening's entertainment.

    Drago is summoned from his slumber into Toni's buzzed fantasies. And for one confused eighteenth-century Immortal and one seriously smashed twenty-first century woman, things go from "bed" to worse…

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    Praise for Sucks to Be You

    "Sahara Kelly entertains us with a bawdy tale of a bewildered immortal who is summoned to the present by a very drunken, modern woman. With snappy one-liners, Toni is no one's idea of a proper lady, and I loved it. She's a very refreshing change from the more common simpering young misses."

    -- Five Roses from Jodi, A Romance Review

    "The first chapter to the last is utterly delightful. I love how this book changes the ending that most vampire meet mortal stories end. And the reason this happens is so unique and clever that it will always stay in my memory. What captured my heart most about this story is how these two characters fall in love and know they are soul mates. In order to not give away the story I have to be very ambiguous and say that the ending will get your emotions revving for these two and their want and need for a happy ending becomes your want and need."
    -- Marina, Cupid's Library Reviews
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